刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“hello.” 美国人:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing?” 美国人:“can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” 美国人:“can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!” 美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” 前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little!” 美国人:“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!” 美国人吐血。。。